dadfriend-tm:

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

God bless x

(via rapunzelie)

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upgraders:

are there any medium rappers? they’re always big or lil 

(via c-teardrops)

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arabellesicardi:

things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams 

(via t00f)

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Psychic buying clothes
  • Employee: How about this one?
  • Psychic: That shirt is too small
  • Employee: You didn't even try it on
  • Psychic: I'm a medium
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